Compiled by the Retriever Weekly Features Staff
Virgo- All the blood, sweat and tears and the countless hours away from your loved ones will be rewarded this week: can you say pizza party?
Libra- You are feeling divided this week, a feeling that will intensify when you return to your room to find someone who looks just like you sleeping in your bed.
Scorpio- Be careful entering into any new relationships. Unless there is a free tee shirt or hat involved, a new friendship will probably be more trouble than it’s worth.
Sagittarius- You won’t believe the size and weight of your roommate’s pumpkins, but you will absolutely believe that he decided to keep them on your side of the room.
Capricorn- You’ll be nervous when you lead The Sacred Blood Chant of Amahn-Rye for the first time, but your new friend’s supportive smiles and thumbs up really will make you feel more comfortable.
Aquarius- Take some time this week to focus on yourself. Invest in a hand-mirror.
Pisces- You won’t be dressing up this Halloween, but that won’t stop people from complimenting your “perfect hipster costume.”
Aries- You’ll finally understand what your professors have been trying to teach you all along: your heart really is the most credible source.
Taurus- Your experiment with a novel trick or treating method will be a huge success when your sister agrees to give you half of her candy.
Gemini- Those extra credit points will be absolutely worth the mild hallucinations and itchiness at the injection site.
Cancer- Stay away from the weight room this week: there is a spooky poltergeist and he won’t get off the squat rack.
Leo- Those caffeine pills will certainly do the trick as you hammer out those last few pages. Alas, you will never sleep again.
